Chuckle Break

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Time for a break and a maybe little chuckle or two. We all need one now and then.. Grab your cup of coffee, tea or whatever suits your fancy and enjoy. Hope you at least get a smile, but most of all -- Don't worry, be happy.

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01/06/03

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. I am in shape. Round is a shape. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. An optimist thinks that this is the best  possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before. I am a nutritional overachiever. I am having an out of money experience. I plan on living forever. (So far, so good). Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. A day without sunshine is like night. If marriage were outlawed, only the outlaws would have in-laws. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show. You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. The older we get, the less things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads were not paved. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to the 'good old days', think of Algebra. You know you are growing old when everything either dries up or leaks. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you. If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.